I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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