Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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