So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
