Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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