Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Text me some of your sweat
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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