I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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