The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
this will be a night to untag.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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