cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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