great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
She said her name was "party"
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
i think i just lost a toe
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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