she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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