I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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