I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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