Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Someone shattered a urinal.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
