So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She just used a chaser for red wine.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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