I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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