went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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