I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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