discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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