He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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