She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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