Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
We talked him into tasing himself.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
