Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
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