were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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