put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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