i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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