stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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