why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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