How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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