you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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