going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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