what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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