Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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