Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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