Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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