Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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