Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I'm passing your future prison.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
NoShamevember. You game?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
