It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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