Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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