do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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