I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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