we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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