I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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