I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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