I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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