At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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