Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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