you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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