Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
im on a boat
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