I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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