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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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