id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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